Message 2896 of 32473

Afternoon Puns

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blown apart.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
bigthoughts's profile
Very good!
Joyful48's profile

over 2 years ago
Haven't hear those..very funny.
maryjane47's profile

over 2 years ago

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