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Ads and Signs Part 1

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laughalot's profile
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laughalot's profile

over 2 years ago
Sign on an antique shop: Come in and buy what your grandmother threw away.

Sign on a music store's door: Bach in an hour. Offenbach sooner.

And here's some food for thought -- How do "Don't Walk on the Grass" signs get on the grass?
Churchmouse302's profile

over 2 years ago
Love 'em...thanks Churchmouse!
laughalot's profile

over 2 years ago
maybe squirrels put the do not walk on the grass signs to keep people away! hehehe, just a thought.
mawitch's profile

over 2 years ago

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