Message 1197 of 5966

Lousy Letter

I’m writing to you, my dear darling one
To say life with you is no longer fun
We laughed ‘til we cried, made love until sore
But you’ve become just a great crashing bore
Spontaneity has now up and died
I can’t bear the thought of you by my side
I know I should say this in person, not ink
But distance is better, because, well - you stink!
There’s no more to add, nothing else to do
I’ll end this missive with a Toodleloo

Just some silliness :-)
Crindaguitar's profile
Replies 1 - 10 of 16
LOL!

over 2 years ago
Very funny and well written. Thank you Crindag/
Zochitl's profile

over 2 years ago
Glad it gave you some chuckles, ladies :-)
Crindaguitar's profile

over 2 years ago
Hey, did you really write that? It looks like something one of my exes sent me.

over 2 years ago
:-D Yes, I really did. I wrote it for a writing challenge on a poetry board last week.

Sory Charlie ;-)
Crindaguitar's profile

over 2 years ago
OK, it looks different than the one a little dish named Wanda sent me, now that you mention it, and it's spelled much better, too. Wanda didn't say "you stink" but she said I smelled fishy. Whaddaya want? I'm a tuna! I guess I'll always be a throwback. Very nice poem, much better than Wanda's.

over 2 years ago
..........a great way to say it darling Crinda, and you made me laugh.......
.........can you put this to music, and sing it as a joyful song? Hehehe...
.........somehow I get some sort of Kingston Trio kind of music going through my head as I read your little piece. Very neat I think, thank you.......
NamVet58's profile

over 2 years ago
Gosh, it's funny but ONLY if it is not sent to me!

Cali
CaliforniaBlonde's profile

over 2 years ago
:-D I'm so glad everyone got a kick out of this one. Thanks guys
Crindaguitar's profile

over 2 years ago
Geeze....
I'm sorry....
I was wondering what he heck someone or a bunch of us did to you to make you so rattled!

I am really glad to find out it's a joke.

Phew!

Karen
MalteseColleen's profile

over 2 years ago
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