Message 4850 of 6533

WHO SAID THIS

"Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance."

This is funny, and maybe a little true! Who said it?
moondancerinred's profile
LOL....I don't know who said it....but it's probably true
doowoplover's profile

over 2 years ago
Well, in my case, the ambulance is stationed 3 blocks away and Mazzio's is 10 blocks away - I could make 'em race and see who gets here first! LOL
MsKelly's profile

over 2 years ago
I'm gonna guess it was some comedian. Carlin? Seinfield? Williams? Do tell!
citygal226's profile

over 2 years ago
Mama Celeste? Chef Boy-R-Dee? You've got me stumped....
GreginNYC's profile

over 2 years ago
My guess would be Yakov Smirnov ... or whatever that Russian comedian's name is ... He was famous for his "Only in America" ... sequences I believe.
rickydale's profile

over 2 years ago
Sounds like something George Carlin would say....or maybe Yogi Berra...."It ain't over till it's over".
doowoplover's profile

over 2 years ago
They didn't deliver pizzas in Will Rogers day?
JwB58's profile

over 2 years ago
Will Rogers sayings are still appropriate today...."We have the best politicians that money can buy"....LOL
doowoplover's profile

over 2 years ago

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