Message 2425 of 8305

Things you can only say at Thanksgiving!

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time !
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

Happy Thanksgiving!!!
dvrsgirl's profile
Replies 1 - 10 of 11
I think you are right dvrsgirl....these are not phrases we generally use in our everyday conversations...
Who thinks of these things??? lol
DeBeachGal's profile

over 2 years ago
Someone with too much time on their hands. LOL
SouthFlorida's profile

over 2 years ago
ha .. great post ... made me laugh ... i need to print this for my brother!
withjoy's profile

over 2 years ago
Happy Thanksgiving:
filbert23's profile

over 2 years ago
cute filbert!!
DeBeachGal's profile

over 2 years ago
Thanks Trudy and Filbert. ROFLMAO!!!
fellamhg's profile

over 2 years ago
Hey, I have one of those lamps!
SouthFlorida's profile

over 2 years ago
great! both of them!
Lucinda48's profile

over 2 years ago
Great posts all of them...
PO4013's profile

over 2 years ago
Cracked up my dirty little mind !
dodger44's profile

over 2 years ago
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