"Borrowed", AGAIN
Just couldn't help myself. Some of these are great.
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to
immediately clear your computer history when you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument
when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap
when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?),
but when I immediately call back, it rings 9 times and goes to voicemail.
What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
6. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then
not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5.
I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told
you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a
moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do
anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I
know not to answer when they call.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and
it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page
paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will NEVER wash
this -- EVER!
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to
immediately clear your computer history when you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument
when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap
when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?),
but when I immediately call back, it rings 9 times and goes to voicemail.
What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
6. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then
not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5.
I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told
you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a
moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do
anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I
know not to answer when they call.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and
it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page
paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will NEVER wash
this -- EVER!
