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1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to
immediately clear your computer history when you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument
when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap
when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?),
but when I immediately call back, it rings 9 times and goes to voicemail.
What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

6. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then
not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5.
I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told
you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a
moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do
anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I
know not to answer when they call.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and
it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page
research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will NEVER wash
this -- EVER!

Love them. I plan to "borrow" them and hope you don't mind.

I don't mind at all, topaz - they're there to be "borrowed!"

Great collection of insights. In regards to #14, that means I will never BUY it to begin with! :)

Me, too, GlowGal!!

Love these -- cute!

I agree, GlowGal. I've long felt that a good defiinition of financial security is not having to care whether an item needs to be dry-cleaned.

Love the list. Am going to share it with my friends! Thanks

You're welcome, goofy!