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Depressed

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, the wars, jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, my personal situation, etc......

I called Lifeline.

Got a freaking call center in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...



LOL! A friend MariaGrazia posted this in another group...love it!!
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Sorry, HG, don't think this one is funny.
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posted by sherrie515
over 2 years ago
Hay I liked it !
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posted by mlyoung
over 2 years ago
Dark humor, yes, but I did chuckle!
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posted by Butlerphan
over 2 years ago
Good one, HG!
Reminds me .......How do you recognize a Persian cat?

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posted by cozumelgrl
over 2 years ago
You had me going there, for a second. YICKS! LOL
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posted by eveamarie
over 2 years ago
I post jokes I laugh at and I am glad other people have the same sense of humor...love the Persian Cat...
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posted by HippyGirl52
over 2 years ago
Great humor, loved it. Let's not be uptight, the cat was funny too.
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posted by elainejoyce
over 2 years ago
I think it is cute.
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posted by lovesreading
over 2 years ago
The cat was too funny. I really thought you were serious, HG. Glad it was a joke!
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posted by sassysatin
over 2 years ago
Oh, for a minute there I thought you were serious. Whew.
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over 2 years ago
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