Message 2404 of 6176

Most Barryful Time of the Year

A parody of A Christmas Carol...

[Obama] “Hey! Who’s there?”

[Ghost #1] “Barry, I am the ghost of Presidencies Past.” . [Obama] “You look kinda like Reagan. Go away.”

[Ghost] “No, Barry, I have some things to show you.”

Nearby, a sleep apnea machine makes Darth Vader noises as it clings to the face of a slumbering Michelle. Barry feels himself leaving his body and taking on a ghostly form.

[Ghost] “Don’t be alarmed. You’re going to have a vision.”

[Obama] “The only nighttime visions I have are of cute little Brazilian chicas with nice hardware. Knock it off and let me sleep. I’ve been under a lot of stress and I need the rest.”

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