How the world works lately

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posted by ChateauJoinsard

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If a man cuts his finger off while
slicing salami at work,
he blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
your family blames the
tobacco company..

If your neighbor crashes
into a tree while driving home drunk,
he blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are
Brats without manners,
you blame television.

If your friend is shot by a
deranged madman,
you blame the gun manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks
into the cockpit and
tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
and the passengers
kill him instead,
the mother of the crazed deceased
blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to
understand the world
as it is anymore.

So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED BUTT
is parked In front of this computer
I want all of you to
blame Bill Gates.

posted by ChateauJoinsard
over 2 years ago

Will do CJ! I will be happy yo blame Mr. Gates!! :)

posted by runningdeer12908
over 2 years ago

DITTO

posted by icicle
over 2 years ago

That DANGED Bill Gates!... I'm calling my attorney!

posted by Rcajun
over 2 years ago

Love the soladarity of our group!!! The loyality can't be beaten. CJ you are much loved by everyone

posted by Ladydazy
over 2 years ago

Very good,and yes Lady! and so happy we are in harmony with our 'arses'!

posted by xstorm
over 2 years ago

We will sue him for everything he's got CJ LOL!!

posted by ClaudiaGarland
over 2 years ago

Yep! That is how the world acts lately---sueing Mcdonalds, sueing the tabacco company etc etc. no one told people to smoke or to eat at Mcdonalds everyday. I guess I have to sue somebody whoever made me go on the computer to much.