Indicators of a bad economy
Top 12 indicators that the economy is bad:
12. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
11. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
10. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.
9. Hot Wheels and Match Box car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market.
8. Obama met the small business...GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM...to discuss the Stimulus Package.
7. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
6. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning their children's names.
5. The most highly paid job is now jury duty.
4. People In Africa are donating money to America.
3. Motel 6 won't leave the lights on
2. The Mafia is laying off judges.
And the number 1 indicator (have your groan ready?):
1. If the bank returns your check marked as "insufficient funds", you have to call them and ask if they mean you or them.......
12. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
11. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
10. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.
9. Hot Wheels and Match Box car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market.
8. Obama met the small business...GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM...to discuss the Stimulus Package.
7. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
6. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning their children's names.
5. The most highly paid job is now jury duty.
4. People In Africa are donating money to America.
3. Motel 6 won't leave the lights on
2. The Mafia is laying off judges.
And the number 1 indicator (have your groan ready?):
1. If the bank returns your check marked as "insufficient funds", you have to call them and ask if they mean you or them.......
