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plastered~~~~~~~~

Murphy came home plastered for the third night in a row.

His wife dragged him to the window, pointing to the blazing lights of the big distillery in the distance.

"See how big it is?" she said......
"They can always make it faster than you can drink it."

"Maybe so," said Murphy, "But I've got 'em working nights!"
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