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bypass surgery ~~~~~

Gus had just had coronary artery bypass surgery a month
ago and now is at the doctor's office for his final follow up visit.
Of course Gus wants to know when he can start having sex
again.
The doctor explains to Gus that he would be able to resume
his sex life as soon as he could climb two flights of stairs without
becoming winded.
Gus listens attentively and then says,
"What if I look for the women who live on the ground floor?"
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