A funny or two - - -
# A bicycle can't stand-alone because it is two tired.
# What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.
# Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
# A backward poet writes inverse.
# In democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism it's your count that votes.
# She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
# What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.
# Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
# A backward poet writes inverse.
# In democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism it's your count that votes.
# She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
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