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A funny or two - - -

# A bicycle can't stand-alone because it is two tired.

# What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.

# Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

# A backward poet writes inverse.

# In democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism it's your count that votes.

# She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
bigthoughts's profile
Dry humor is a thought provoking type that I enjoy. You have mastered it.
apq120's profile

over 2 years ago
Thank you BT for all the laughs you give us!!
HoppyLady54's profile

over 2 years ago

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