A pun or two -- - - - -
• Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
• Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
• Shortest distance between two jokes = a straight line
• Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement =
1 bananosecond
• Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
• Shortest distance between two jokes = a straight line
• Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement =
1 bananosecond
