SAYING GOODNIGHT TO MOTHER
This little story is hilarious. I hope you've never
read it.
SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER...
You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one!
You don't even have to like 'em!
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years
Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine
on, covered our pet parakeet, and put the cat in the backyard.
We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.
The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The
cat we had put out in the back yard, scooted back into the house
through the front door. We didn't want the cat shut in the house
because she always tries to eat the bird.
My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to
get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver
to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains
to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs
to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, I got into the cab.
"Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away.
"That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a
coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I
grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep
her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass
downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
The cab driver hit a parked car.
read it.
SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER...
You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one!
You don't even have to like 'em!
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years
Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine
on, covered our pet parakeet, and put the cat in the backyard.
We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.
The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The
cat we had put out in the back yard, scooted back into the house
through the front door. We didn't want the cat shut in the house
because she always tries to eat the bird.
My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to
get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver
to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains
to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs
to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, I got into the cab.
"Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away.
"That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a
coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I
grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep
her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass
downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
The cab driver hit a parked car.
