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Has anyone ever had a Redneck Thanksgiving?

Redneck Thanksgiving

You Might Be A Redneck If:

You Might Be A Redneck If:

You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.
Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.

You've ever re-used a paper plate.

Rest inside

posted by cloudyblue

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If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say
Cool Whip on the side.

If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.

On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.

Your turkey platter is an old hub cap.

Your best dishes have Dixie printed on them.

Your stuffings secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.

Your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup.

Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.

You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.

The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".

You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.

Your secret family recipe is illegal.

You serve Vienna Sausage as an appetizer.

posted by cloudyblue
over 2 years ago

LOL!!!

posted by laughalot
over 2 years ago

Where can I get that Elvis Jell-o- Mold??? lol lol

posted by slw1541
over 2 years ago

Hmmmm, I don't know. Try Ebay. LOL

posted by cloudyblue
over 2 years ago

Ping Pong tables come in handy if you're having a large crowd. LOL.

posted by Joyful48
over 2 years ago

I tried ebay the closest they have is elvis lollypop molds LOL.

posted by marly
over 2 years ago

Way to go Marly! LOL

posted by cloudyblue
over 2 years ago

These were great! thanks for the laugh

posted by Dottielu
over 2 years ago

I had to look......

posted by marly
over 2 years ago

will send these one of my grandsons who is a redneck joke lover, and in his third week of navy training. we can't sent him pictures, gifts, personal, but jokes will make his day... THANKS ALOT