Message 938 of 1580

And then tonight-----------

A group of kids came up to my door on a scavenger hunt.
(How long has it been since THAT happened?)
I supplied them with a q-tip, a hot dog bun, a hand full of dog food, a chipped cup (wasn't chipped until we MADE it chipped) -a soft ball- and a Pez dispenser (They almost refused the Pez dispenser since it was a 'collector's item').
I insisted I really didn't give a shit about it--- (They kinda cringed at the 'shit' comment'-- but they took it) (They were a Christian kids group).

They had "dirty diaper ' on the list-- and I asked my ex if he could supply them with one----so he made one of those "tail-stiffening-facial-frowning-body- shuddering-grunt"--- but still couldn't produce one for them---

Should have seen their faces!!!!
Two teenage girls came in--- 6 others- 3 BIG guys - were waiting outside the door---

Good thing--- They were in my house far too long....

heheheheheheThey had "dirty diaper ' on the list-- and I asked my ex if he could supply them with one----so he made one of those "tail-stiffening-facial-frowning-body- shuddering-grunt"--- but still couldn't produce one for them---

Should have seen their faces!!!!
Two teenage girls came in--- 6 others- 3 BIG guys - were waiting outside the door---

Good thing--- They were in my house far too long....

hehehehehehe

About 30 minutes later---- I heard footsteps to my door--- and when I opened the door I got a note (VERY neatly printed) that thanked me profusely....They had won the scavenger hunt because of the items I supplied them with.

What a hoot!
MechelleRichey's profile
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Hey Shell, ya' gotta' watch out for those "Christian Kids", that scavanger hunt may haver been a foot in the door. Pretty soon yer' gonna' have a Bible-thumpin' maniac in your living room askin' ya' to rub that "shit" from the diaper all over ya' and askin' ya' to drink some KoolAid.
GaryFord's profile

over 2 years ago
He'll probably bring some snakes to play with and want to get naked to be closer to heaven.
smokeyspop's profile

over 2 years ago
I think it's way cool kids are still doing stuff like scavenger hunts.
I'd rather have Christian kids at my door than say a group of vampire kids.
TrulyJupiter's profile

over 2 years ago
Those were the days, loved those hunts. Sounds like they had a very interesting list of things to find.....great you could help them out.
redsundon's profile

over 2 years ago
My "cut and paste and delete the repeated sentence" wasn't working last night.
damnit
MechelleRichey's profile

over 2 years ago
Maybe those damn Christian Scavengers took it.
rlsco27's profile

over 2 years ago
talk about yer willingness to help ...

sheese
BarbInBend's profile

over 2 years ago
and WTF was your "ex" doing there, anywhoo??????

Sheese
BarbInBend's profile

over 2 years ago
I think he still lives there Barb.
It took me 3 years to get my ex husband out of the house after the divorce. Too bad I didn't get any Christian kids on a scavenger hunt. I could have gotten rid of him sooner.
TrulyJupiter's profile

over 2 years ago
Well send good thoughts my way, will ya please ... I was the one that left when the separation took place, and that was four years ago. I emailed him on Monday that four years is long enough, and I'm going to be filing. We are gonna meet and talk about it on Friday. I'd really like to do it the easy way since there are no kids ... but he seems to think the house is all his and is going to stay that way, and I'm just supposed to walk off into the sunset and live happily ever after.
BarbInBend's profile

over 2 years ago
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