Message 723 of 1911

Loved this and thought I would share

Urgent Notice: Potential Danger of Dog Hair.....
I'm not crazy, it is a documented condition ~

In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of dogs. This substance, called "amobacter caninii" has been linked with the following symptoms in females: Reluctance to cook, clean or do housework, a reluctance to wear make-up, good clothes or high heels heels. Reluctance to spend money on home or car repairs until after 'Baby' has new collars, leashes, beds, treats, food, blankets or toys.

"Amobacter caninii" usually results in long hours away from home and exhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with other humans (especially husbands and boyfriends). "Amobacter caninii" is thought to be addictive, driving the need for additional sources - this may lead to a "pack mentality" or like the potato chip commercial, "you can't have just one". Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about dogs for hours.

Surgeon General's Warning: Dogs are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense
pomeroos's profile
Common sense? I thought my dog was my common sense! rofl
DragonflyLady's profile

over 2 years ago
My dog is not expensive. In fact, my neighbor was complaining about how life was so expensive and I just looked at her in awe. Of course she has something called children.
DragonflyLady's profile

over 2 years ago
Wow!....Now we'll have to boil Drover's sheddings before spinning it into yarn. I am hoping my wife will knit me a Rottie sweater for Christmas.
gorillagaurd's profile

over 2 years ago
Now I know what's wrong with me =)
finnkid's profile

over 2 years ago
A Rottie sweater. What a great idea. I've heard of places that make sweaters with your dog's fur. I've thought about having this done, but never did.

And I agree with DragonflyLady. Dog's aren't expensive when you compare them to other things out there that give you pleasure too.
WILDEAGLE's profile

over 2 years ago
Hey! Children give you pleasure? What a concept!!!!!!!! rofl
DragonflyLady's profile

over 2 years ago
This is great :)

over 2 years ago
I'm thinking I might have a touch of this. I'm certainly not going to complain about it tho. Whoo Hoo!!
Sansantxus's profile

over 2 years ago
Aren't we lucky to have such wonderful companions.
DragonflyLady's profile

over 2 years ago

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