Message 403 of 1628

shande far di goyim

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Az men shloft mit’n vayb, shtelt men der velt dem tokhes aroys.
When you sleep with your wife, you show your behind to the world.

Der pelts unter dem vaybershn boykh iz dos tayerste futerl.
The pelt under a woman’s belly is the world’s most expensive furpiece.

Itlikhes tepl gefint zikh zayn shtertsl, itlikhes petsl gefint zikh zayn lekhl.
Every pot finds its own lid, every pole finds it own hole.

An eygener forts shtinkt nit azoy vi a fremder.
Your own farts don’t stink like someone else’s.
Bernie18's profile
Ich lachn asai fil. Ich forstn en mein hoisn!

I enjoy you posts. Keep them coming.

Have a great day. Oz
OSCARZEFF's profile

over 2 years ago
fortsein in dein hoisin? Ata duo?
Nicht a simcha por dia, a shana lachapa.

Best
Ricky

Excellent transliteration
Rickaz28's profile

over 2 years ago
Gevashn, Gevashn a touchas a nit gevashn.
Baxtor's profile

over 2 years ago
To Ricky, I say, Ich visn, ich visn. Ich filn zikh shreklekh. A sheynem dank.

To Baxtor, I say, Ich vasn mein hoisn und putsn mein touchas!

Have a great day. Oz
OSCARZEFF's profile

over 2 years ago
Vus laghsuch?

Too funny

Best
Ricky
Rickaz28's profile

over 2 years ago

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