Pimp his van

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A friend has a plain Jane van that is embarassing him. Any ideas on how to pimp it?

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posted by Okay1150

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I suggested this with some naked lady mud flaps...

posted by Okay1150
over 2 years ago

I've got two suggestions, here they are........

Pimped out for the kiddies or folks that are kiddies at heart
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and.....

Pimped out for the Sunday Ghetto Cruise

posted by TrulyJupiter
over 2 years ago

Whatever your friend does, those rims have got to go.

posted by TrulyJupiter
over 2 years ago

posted by BarbInBend
over 2 years ago

If ya can't go w/the last pic above - take it a junkyard and start all over again...

posted by filbert23
over 2 years ago

I used to have an '88 Chevy Astro, two tone, sort of a dark brown on the bottom and copper on top, and it had those fancy lacy looking wheels that matched the coppery part. I sometimes fantasized about setting big oval turquoise cabachons with silver conchos all around the beast, at the place where the two colors kind of merged together. I settled for some psychedelic window stickers.

posted by BarbInBend
over 2 years ago

Never owned a van....or had a pimp either. Not good on gas, the van that is.

posted by redsundon
over 2 years ago

Redsundon's reply sounds like the lyrics to a bad country song.

posted by rlsco27
over 2 years ago

Almost a country song, he didn't say anything at all about mama, or trains, or trucks, or prison, or gettin' drunk.

Now sing it!

posted by TrulyJupiter
over 2 years ago

I have to say that I am the victim of this cruel joke posted by Okay. BITCH that she is. I am guilty of buying a "MiniFuckingVan" (and no, that is not a picture of my van, but it's real fucking similar) ( I got a great deal on the "Cash for Clunkers" business) and she relishes in my pain. My manhood is challenged every time I get behind the wheel of this schoolgirl thing, I feel like I should be laying beneath one of the wheels while my ex drives over me several times. I have already placed a hangman's noose on the antenna. I'm thinking more of going with a blues song about the whole ordeal rather than a country song because of my gravely voice, (probably similar to Phranque's) and I feel it would have a more painful appeal. Wait, I'm drunk, forget everything except the "BITCH" part. When is soccor practice?