Something else to worry about...

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I'm not really concerned about swine flu.

Here's my concern:

Three years ago, the Chinese calendar celebrated the year of the cow... Mad Cow Disease.

Two years ago, the Chinese calendar had the year of the bird... Avian Flu.

This year, the Chinese calendar marks the year of the pig... Swine Flu.

And next year?

Next year is the year of the cock...

Anybody else worried???

posted by Bernie18

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Not me!
Worried for you fellas tho!

posted by StellarLove
over 2 years ago

Chicken legs? Wattles??? Urge to crow???

I'm of the lucky gender too! LOL

posted by sueberry66
over 2 years ago

Damn good reason for concern Bernie

checkout the recent headlines:

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the good news is that pretty soon you'll be able to grow your own penis any size, dimension, specieis, etc

the bad news is that ladies will be able to get one grafted on each thigh

posted by AZOTH
over 2 years ago

"ladies will be able to get one grafted on each thigh"

This will be the fulfillment of the biblical passage "Be fruitful and go multiply yourself."

"you'll be able to grow your own penis any size, dimension,"

And what do I do with my old one? Is there a recycle center or something? Or maybe just put it on Craigslist.

Don, this is really a Brave New World! I am worried.

posted by Bernie18
over 2 years ago

I can only hope I catch it

peace baby
Lily

posted by tachpa
over 2 years ago

you have good reason to be concerned

ten years ago, women could have ordered genetic twins of Michael Jackson instead of rolling the dice with the likes of one of us

now they can get the whole kit and kabootle ... like their own living dildos collection only fully functioning with tailor made icre cream flavored sperm

what the heck would women ever want to do with one of us loosers?

year of cock ~ yea for the ladies ~ meanwhile we are up the creek ...

posted by AZOTH
over 2 years ago

early morning flu-like symtoms? revenge is sooo sweet

posted by mtndona
over 2 years ago

ice cream flavored? would that be available in 52 flavors or just the basic vanilla?
Ina

posted by InaMay
over 2 years ago

its ok ... i guess we have it coming

(so to speak)

and yes it will be 53,000,000 flavors

however, ...

the arrival of the graft on wonder penises are likely to coincide with a coming boom in the mass manufacturing of relatively inexpensive lifelike FEMALE sex droids .. which specially designed and adapted features ... for added pleasure for their real-life partner

the few untainted hippies remaining will be holed up like the savages livin in the desert with piles of books on art, poetry and philiosphy ... still gettin high and making love with each other the ole fashion way .. in the flesh ... just like the novel

its a strange new world out there

posted by AZOTH
over 2 years ago

Funny, I've been listening to classic rock for so long I don't even think about the body parts anymore. I've morphed from sexual to sensual and I want to thank all you rocker freaks for pushing me there. Rock on!