Message 160 of 6434

Know The Difference?

Subject:- Guts or Balls


We've all heard about people having guts or balls.
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed,
the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say:
"You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome,
since both ultimately result in death.
Blossom2fly's profile
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So when my children's father announced that any time I didn't have sex with him at least twice a week he could cheat on me....was that guts or balls?

(No joke. He announced that.)
Honeybee123's profile

21 days ago
That was kinda dumb on his part HB.......mine told me if I didn't have sex when he wanted it.....I'd be sorry. Well........He was the one that was sorry.
annieoak's profile

21 days ago
The question in my mind HB, who would want to have a sex with a guy with that attitude anyway ...... assuming of course that you where not one of the ones grateful for his attention ...... just saying

and annie ..... I assume eventually that when he wanted it, that you had found someone else to have sex with that was more appreciative ...... just a thought ..... LOL
Landshark73's profile

21 days ago
My ex didn't make threats, he just cheated, I simply call it adultery.
Your's HB, I would call stupid.
Georgia1951's profile

21 days ago
HB, Well, that was really setting the mood, huh? What a dumb a$$. I had my ex to come walking through the living room one time (I was sitting watching TV), he whistled at me (as if I were a dog) and point towards the bedroom while nodding with his head in that direction as if, 'OK its time for your duty.'
Needless to say............there was not any action in the bedroom that night.
Blossom2fly's profile

21 days ago
Its really sad......but so many men really think that works...or at least they think it works.
annieoak's profile

21 days ago
That last reply turned out well!!!!! I was trying to say.....they believe its suppose to work
annieoak's profile

21 days ago
say Blossom ;o) i'm speechless !! never heard of a Man whistle at his Wife or Lover for making love ?? lol =:o)
zdonz's profile

21 days ago
say hey Annie ;o)
zdonz's profile

21 days ago
Z...to tell you the truth, our marriage was on its last leg....and not too many months later, I filed for divorce. Ya wonder why? LOL
Blossom2fly's profile

21 days ago
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