GOLF IS FUNNY
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Some quotes about golf...
"Golf is a good walk spoiled" .... Mark Twain
"I was three over: One over a house‚ one over a patio and one over a swimming pool.".... George Brett
"Actually‚ the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula." .... Jim Murray
"After all these years‚ it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddy for a sand wedge and he came back 10 minutes later with a ham on rye." .... ChiChi Rodriguez
"The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree." .... Brian Weis
"Swing hard in case you hit it." .... Dan Marino
"My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered." .... Lord Robertson
"Give me golf clubs‚ fresh air and a beautiful partner and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air." .... Jack Benny
"There is no similarity between golf and putting. They are two different games‚ one played in the air‚ and the other on the ground.".... Ben Hogan
" Professional golf is the only sport where‚ if you win 20 per cent of the time‚ you're the best." .... Jack Nicklaus
"The uglier a man's legs are‚ the better he plays golf. It's almost a law." .... H. G. Wells
"I never pray on a golf course. Actually‚ the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course." .... Billy Graham
"If you watch a game‚ it's fun. If you play at it‚ it's recreation. If you work at it‚ it's golf." .... Bob Hope
"If you think it's hard to meet new people‚ try picking up the wrong golf ball." .... Jack Lemmon
"You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work." .... Lee Trevino
"Golf is a good walk spoiled" .... Mark Twain
"I was three over: One over a house‚ one over a patio and one over a swimming pool.".... George Brett
"Actually‚ the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula." .... Jim Murray
"After all these years‚ it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddy for a sand wedge and he came back 10 minutes later with a ham on rye." .... ChiChi Rodriguez
"The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree." .... Brian Weis
"Swing hard in case you hit it." .... Dan Marino
"My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered." .... Lord Robertson
"Give me golf clubs‚ fresh air and a beautiful partner and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air." .... Jack Benny
"There is no similarity between golf and putting. They are two different games‚ one played in the air‚ and the other on the ground.".... Ben Hogan
" Professional golf is the only sport where‚ if you win 20 per cent of the time‚ you're the best." .... Jack Nicklaus
"The uglier a man's legs are‚ the better he plays golf. It's almost a law." .... H. G. Wells
"I never pray on a golf course. Actually‚ the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course." .... Billy Graham
"If you watch a game‚ it's fun. If you play at it‚ it's recreation. If you work at it‚ it's golf." .... Bob Hope
"If you think it's hard to meet new people‚ try picking up the wrong golf ball." .... Jack Lemmon
"You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work." .... Lee Trevino
about 1 month ago
Those are really good.
about 1 month ago
Golf is a really a stupid game. Being intelligent is not necessary...probably a detriment. I have a tee time Tuesday at 10. All of the above things that you said are true.
about 1 month ago
Playing golf is a lot of work to put balls in a hole!
about 1 month ago
My husband says if he ever tells me he's going golfing, I should be suspicious, because if he ever chases something across a green, manicured lawn, it won't be a little ball - it'll be a blond, brunette or redhead!
about 1 month ago
