Smile awhile:
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The Sunday school teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back
and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jimmy interrupted. "My
Mommy looked back once while she was driving," he announced
triumphantly, "and she turned into a telephone pole!"
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Back in one of the old Chinese dynasties the towns had gongs that
would be rung every two hours: At 8 am once, 10 am twice, noon
thrice,
2 pm four times, etc. The lawyers of the day would stretch out the
trials as much they could to make more money The judges became
extremely bored with the status quo and went to the emperor, getting
a
proclamation that all trials would have to be concluded at 2 pm.
The Sunday school teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back
and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jimmy interrupted. "My
Mommy looked back once while she was driving," he announced
triumphantly, "and she turned into a telephone pole!"
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++
Back in one of the old Chinese dynasties the towns had gongs that
would be rung every two hours: At 8 am once, 10 am twice, noon
thrice,
2 pm four times, etc. The lawyers of the day would stretch out the
trials as much they could to make more money The judges became
extremely bored with the status quo and went to the emperor, getting
a
proclamation that all trials would have to be concluded at 2 pm.
