Message 163 of 29664

Complicated Operation

A lawyer awoke in a hospital bed after a complicated operation, and found that the curtains were drawn around him.

"Why are the curtains closed?" he asked. "Is it night?"

A nurse replied, "No, it is just that there is a fire across the street, and we didn't want you waking up and thinking that the operation was unsuccessful."
bigthoughts's profile
I was recovering from double bypass. I kept pulling the 0-2 out of my nose they gave me a mask instead.. LATER I looked out the window there was the tank right!!! It was -25 below in Wisconsin.. ED
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28 days ago