Redneck Sex Education
The young redneck had just gotten married and, nervous about his wedding night, snuck out and paid his father a visit.
"Pop," he drawled, "Ah'm jest not sure Ah know what t'do."
"It's simple," said his father.
"Remember the stiff thing you used to play with when you were a boy? Just take it out and stick it where yer honey pisses."
Filled with confidence, the boy ran home and, grabbing his baseball bat, threw it in the outhouse.
"Pop," he drawled, "Ah'm jest not sure Ah know what t'do."
"It's simple," said his father.
"Remember the stiff thing you used to play with when you were a boy? Just take it out and stick it where yer honey pisses."
Filled with confidence, the boy ran home and, grabbing his baseball bat, threw it in the outhouse.
