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A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
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> Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling
> each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
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> Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in
> his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate
> enemy was in his presence.
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> So Satan walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know who I am?'
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> The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.'
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> 'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.
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> 'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man.
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> 'Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' asked Satan.
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> 'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even tone.
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> 'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?' persisted Satan.
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> 'Yep,' was the calm reply.
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> 'And you are still not afraid?' asked Satan.
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> ' Nope,' said the old man.
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> More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Why aren't you afraid of me?'
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> The man calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister for 48 years.