"I hope our baby looks just like you with those puppy dog eyes!"
"Beige....I think I'll paint the ceiling beige".
I've always loved looking at myself during sex in the ceiling mirror.
"OH! OH!....what will my parents say?"
doesn't look like they are reading
Dog doesn't want to share with kitty!!
When this picture hits the Inquirer, we're gonna get kicked off Dancing With the Stars for sure.