Explaination
Shortly after I had my car repaired, the mechanic who fixed it asked me to bring it back. I watched as he opened the hood and removed a tool he had left behind. In a conspiratorial voice I said, "If you were a surgeon, I'd sue for malpractice."
"Yeah, but if I was a surgeon," he replied, "I'd charge you for having to go back in."
"Yeah, but if I was a surgeon," he replied, "I'd charge you for having to go back in."
