Are you a Redneck?
You may be a redneck if any of these
situations sound familiar.
Your wife has ever said, "Come move this
transmission so I can take a bath."
Rest inside
You may be a redneck if any of these
situations sound familiar.
Your wife has ever said, "Come move this
transmission so I can take a bath."
Rest inside
Your grandmother has ever been asked to leave
a bingo game because of her language.
You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
The dog catcher calls for back up when visiting your house.
You can entertain yourself for more than
an hour with a flyswatter.
You can't take a nap without at least one
hand tucked inside your underwear.
You've ever stolen toilet paper.
You think "cur" is a breed of dog.
Your screen door has no screen.
You've ever eaten out of a minnow bucket.
You have hubcaps on your house but none on your car.
You bring a bar of soap to a public pool.
a bingo game because of her language.
You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
The dog catcher calls for back up when visiting your house.
You can entertain yourself for more than
an hour with a flyswatter.
You can't take a nap without at least one
hand tucked inside your underwear.
You've ever stolen toilet paper.
You think "cur" is a breed of dog.
Your screen door has no screen.
You've ever eaten out of a minnow bucket.
You have hubcaps on your house but none on your car.
You bring a bar of soap to a public pool.
about 1 month ago
You're talking about my neighbors cloudy LOL
about 1 month ago
Sounds like some of my relatives,lol,distant relatives of course.
about 1 month ago
I hear it's contageous I need a vacination.
about 1 month ago
I just came from there last week,, Ed
about 1 month ago
You think clorex is an air freshner
your hand is a note pad
your old camper shell is a guest house.
you keep ;your laundry on the clothsline until you need to wear them again.
you hat doubles as a sleep mask
you think a mixed drink is a boiler maker (shot dropped into a mug of beer)
your hand is a note pad
your old camper shell is a guest house.
you keep ;your laundry on the clothsline until you need to wear them again.
you hat doubles as a sleep mask
you think a mixed drink is a boiler maker (shot dropped into a mug of beer)
about 1 month ago
Good ones ROLLINGCURLERS.
about 1 month ago
COULD USE ANOTHER CUP OF COFFEE........
about 1 month ago
Hmmmm that looks like an unusual glass for coffee, but whatever trips your trigger there Mr. Redneck. LMAO!!!!
about 1 month ago
Redneck's get a bad rep. If I get in trouble I would rather have a red neck come to help me out than anyone else. They really are nice folks.
about 1 month ago
