Are you a Redneck?
You may be a redneck if any of these
situations sound familiar.
Your wife has ever said, "Come move this
transmission so I can take a bath."
Rest inside
You may be a redneck if any of these
situations sound familiar.
Your wife has ever said, "Come move this
transmission so I can take a bath."
Rest inside
Your grandmother has ever been asked to leave
a bingo game because of her language.
You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
The dog catcher calls for back up when visiting your house.
You can entertain yourself for more than
an hour with a flyswatter.
You can't take a nap without at least one
hand tucked inside your underwear.
You've ever stolen toilet paper.
You think "cur" is a breed of dog.
Your screen door has no screen.
You've ever eaten out of a minnow bucket.
You have hubcaps on your house but none on your car.
You bring a bar of soap to a public pool.
a bingo game because of her language.
You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
The dog catcher calls for back up when visiting your house.
You can entertain yourself for more than
an hour with a flyswatter.
You can't take a nap without at least one
hand tucked inside your underwear.
You've ever stolen toilet paper.
You think "cur" is a breed of dog.
Your screen door has no screen.
You've ever eaten out of a minnow bucket.
You have hubcaps on your house but none on your car.
You bring a bar of soap to a public pool.
22 days ago
You're talking about my neighbors cloudy LOL
22 days ago
Sounds like some of my relatives,lol,distant relatives of course.
22 days ago
I hear it's contageous I need a vacination.
22 days ago
I just came from there last week,, Ed
21 days ago
You think clorex is an air freshner
your hand is a note pad
your old camper shell is a guest house.
you keep ;your laundry on the clothsline until you need to wear them again.
you hat doubles as a sleep mask
you think a mixed drink is a boiler maker (shot dropped into a mug of beer)
your hand is a note pad
your old camper shell is a guest house.
you keep ;your laundry on the clothsline until you need to wear them again.
you hat doubles as a sleep mask
you think a mixed drink is a boiler maker (shot dropped into a mug of beer)
21 days ago
Good ones ROLLINGCURLERS.
21 days ago
COULD USE ANOTHER CUP OF COFFEE........
21 days ago
Hmmmm that looks like an unusual glass for coffee, but whatever trips your trigger there Mr. Redneck. LMAO!!!!
21 days ago
Redneck's get a bad rep. If I get in trouble I would rather have a red neck come to help me out than anyone else. They really are nice folks.
20 days ago
