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I think I'm going to apply for a gov grant to study the sex habits of transgender nightcrawlers in Kansas.My backyard is swarming with them and hormones are ankle deep sometimes.Should be worth a couple of million.
unclebuncle's profile
Hey, Reagan did it.... Bush Jr. did it... our next President will do it too.... what else is new... we have an endless supply of folks willing to lend us money.

Hope you get your government grant Unc.... before we run out of lenders....!
Tripshaft's profile

over 2 years ago
How do you know they are transgender? Sounds like you are already studying them! Maybe you should take some of them fishing with you and see if they attract different kinds of fish.

over 2 years ago
Unc, read the title again....don't think you qualify..
HoppyLady54's profile

over 2 years ago
According to my wife.....I qualify!.... I will be asking for money to study the prices of THE SEASION SKI PASS !!!
Tonka's profile

over 2 years ago
Never dispute a wife's opinion...she knows best!!!
HoppyLady54's profile

over 2 years ago
Sounds worthwhile to me Tonka.
unclebuncle's profile

over 2 years ago
Hey Tonka..... what does it cost to pass the ski season...?
Tripshaft's profile

over 2 years ago

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