Send me one - wait - another one - still haven't got the first one yet...fuckin' dickhead postal workers probably lost it or ate it...
uhhh - just glanced at the calendar - can ya make sure they BOTH arrive before 21 Dec? The end of the world and all...just askin'
The end of the world is Dec. 21, 2012, Not 2009. So you have three years left.
Hey, Truly: Single men don't like those plumbing and carpentry projects. Married men to those kinds of things. Even married men don't like to do them but they are a good excuse to get away from the wife for a few minutes. If a wife thinks that her husband is up on the roof cleaning out the gutters...he is probably just taking a nap up there or looking at the teenage girl next door mowing her back yard topless.
Don't forget to mark your calendar, Filbert.
kpasa, I'm riding on the back of the workers too, but you'll have to send my canned ham cause my check isn't big enough to afford canned ham for myself, let alone somebody else.
@TJ--"Bush hog"?
I have heard it called a lot of things.... but not that.
See Mech, you learned something today.
@kpasa.....So, what you're sayin' is I ought to go find myself a married man?? That might not be a bad idea, I won't have to deal with his dirty laundry, cook his meals, and I can get to sleep at night. Oh yeah, the jewelry, he'll have to buy me expensive gifts, hmmmm. This is sounding better all the time.
@kpasa again....
Does a "real job" include us State Employees??
C'mon, I had to work for Jeb Bush, I deserve a whole damn ham, more than that, I should get the whole pig, that would get the pork out of the budget.
You need to buy the whole pig just to get a little sausage (what my grandmother SHOULD have told me).
Nope, sorry. Being a "state employee" puts you in the "riding on the back of workers" category. I worked for the state for a few months and found out that state workers don't do any actual work, they just sit around and scheme on how to increase their pay grade or try to find something they can sue the state about. Or maybe that was just the way it's done in my state.