Message 4812 of 15787

Falling Asleep

Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. finally, one woman turned to the other and said, "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!".

The other woman truned to her and said, "I know! I heard it snorintg!.
NASCARRRQueen's profile
Oops, I pressed the wrong button and I see typos. Sorry about that!
NASCARRRQueen's profile

over 2 years ago
Her hearing aid must be turned up on high.
apq120's profile

over 2 years ago
Some snore really loud and are stinky!!!
HoppyLady54's profile

over 2 years ago

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