Message 32 of 15131

A Healthy Level of Insanity

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. On all your check stubs, write ' For Marijuana'

3. Skip! down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

5. Sing Along At The Opera.

6. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

7. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

8. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

9. PICK UP A BOX OF C*NDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
ralphgrim's profile
Love 1, 2, & 4. Thanks for the laugh
DEBBABS's profile

23 days ago
I tried skipping the the street once and got arrested of obstructing traffic.
naimike's profile

22 days ago
I like the hairdryer idea.................
sunbathermom's profile

22 days ago
I do those.....
dellh553's profile

21 days ago
I think #9 would be really funny...if I was a guy.
When I worked at bank, we had this drunk guy come in all the time, go up to a teller window and order a 6 pak to go! When he was told that "this is a bank, not a bar" he would head out the front doors and stand on the curb of the busy Avenue outside...tottering in the wind. We used to watch him to see if he would actually step off into traffic. I think he was waiting for the bus that never came. (it's odd how many times he did this, even after authories were called.)
razzamatazz's profile

21 days ago
I'd want to develop a close, first-name basis friendship with local law enforcement before trying some of these. Then maybe we could laugh it off and slap each other on the back.
eddybear's profile

21 days ago
Well I heard one about a lady that tried to run over a cop with a radar gun pointed at her because she thought he was going to shoot her.
feb2's profile

18 days ago