~A Woman from New York~
when her car broke down.
An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride
to a nearby town.
She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride
was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let
out a Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a' so loud that it echoed from the surrounding
hills.
When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service
station, yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off.
'What did you do to get that Indian so excited?' asked the
service-station attendant.
'Nothing,' the woman answered. 'I merely sat behind him on the horse,
put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I
wouldn't fall off.''
'Lady,' the attendant said, 'Indians don't use saddles'.
Ye-e-e-e-e-ha-a-a-a-a-a!
