Crabby Poetry
I don't care if it's haiku, a limerick, free verse, or a friggin' sonnet. I don't care if you rhyme or even spell correctly. Just make sure it's the crabbiest, crankiest poem you can come up with.
What the fucking hell
Can't everyone leave me be
Too early to see
Can't everyone leave me be
Too early to see
about 1 month ago
Very creative
Extremely crabby reply
I think Okay wins.
Extremely crabby reply
I think Okay wins.
about 1 month ago
Yeah...creative...wake me up when it's over...poetry sucks - always has - always will...
about 1 month ago
I don't like poetry screams Filbert
I'd rather stay in bed and be inert,
Or fill my ears with dirt.
Don't bother me with rhymes,
It just wastes my time.
Oh woe is he,
When he was wee,
Just about three,
He gave his heart
To Dottie, the neighborhood little tart.
Little Filbert expressed his love
Not in candy, not in doves,
Not with flowers, not with dimes
Instead he wrote rhymes.
Little Dottie the cold hearted tart
She didn't allow him to start.
Poor little Fil
Was dragged through the mill
Little Dottie waved and said good luck
Filbert hung his head, declaring poetry sucks.
the end.
I'd rather stay in bed and be inert,
Or fill my ears with dirt.
Don't bother me with rhymes,
It just wastes my time.
Oh woe is he,
When he was wee,
Just about three,
He gave his heart
To Dottie, the neighborhood little tart.
Little Filbert expressed his love
Not in candy, not in doves,
Not with flowers, not with dimes
Instead he wrote rhymes.
Little Dottie the cold hearted tart
She didn't allow him to start.
Poor little Fil
Was dragged through the mill
Little Dottie waved and said good luck
Filbert hung his head, declaring poetry sucks.
the end.
about 1 month ago
TJ,
If you are a poet,
that post doesn't show it.
If you are a poet,
that post doesn't show it.
about 1 month ago
Did she say crabbiest or crappiest?
about 1 month ago
Yes.
about 1 month ago
I am impressed with the FilBERT/inERT rhyme. It sort of goes downhill from there, tho ...
about 1 month ago
Crabby Cranks!
Crabby Cranks!
Don't give us no pleases!
Don't give us no thanks!
Cranky Crabs!
Cranky Crabs!
Don't give us no attaboys!
We only wants jabs!
The end.
Crabby Cranks!
Don't give us no pleases!
Don't give us no thanks!
Cranky Crabs!
Cranky Crabs!
Don't give us no attaboys!
We only wants jabs!
The end.
about 1 month ago
I wouldn't have read it - but Barb told me it was about me...
excellent subject matter - but the chick's name was Janice...
excellent subject matter - but the chick's name was Janice...
about 1 month ago
