Crabby Poetry

Message 951 of 1577

I don't care if it's haiku, a limerick, free verse, or a friggin' sonnet. I don't care if you rhyme or even spell correctly. Just make sure it's the crabbiest, crankiest poem you can come up with.

posted by CallieChick

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I'll start with a haiku...
(5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables)

Irritated chick
Hidden talons, sharpened beak
Beware of poultry

posted by CallieChick
over 2 years ago

Completely cranky
Tired of answering these posts
Beware the delete

posted by rlsco27
over 2 years ago

Shut up Rlsco dude
You don't have to answer these
Be nice to Chickie

posted by ArtByG
over 2 years ago

pass

posted by WyoBill
over 2 years ago

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
PISS OFF.

posted by GaryFord
over 2 years ago

SC is kinda QUIET!!!!

posted by WyoBill
over 2 years ago

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I Hate Poetry
So, Phuque You.

posted by xradioguyfrank
over 2 years ago

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Who the fuck
Wants to listen to you

posted by smokeyspop
over 2 years ago

I was only quiet because I was in Maine without my computer. If I'm around, people KNOW it! All I can say about these poems is....they really, really suck. Keep up the good work.

posted by CallieChick
over 2 years ago

The Chick should have known
Responses are posted in prose
One bad egg ruins it.