1. I fumbled through thoughts like, "Smoke Detector?? That hasn't had batteries in it for years" The dogs were barking the alarm was going off and it was a siren, somebody had crashed in my driveway again.
2: They aren't smart enough to know, if people are passing you in the right lane you need to get your dumb ass over. None of them understand four way stops either. idiots.
3. Grapefruit. just grapefruit.
4. Expressing crabbiness? Door slammer - Yes, Screamer - Yes, Throw stuff - YES YES YES
5. Pffft! Asshole.
1. What was your first cranky thought this morning? That nightmare truly sucked!
2. What annoys you most about people in your part of the country? I have to go with the lack of driving skills, and the need to use the cell phone at all times while driving.
3. What is your least favorite food, one that would make you gag if it showed up on your plate? raw fish.
4. What is your favorite method of expressing crabbiness? Are you a door slammer, a screamer, do you throw stuff? Throwing stuff followed by hollering. Door slamming is reserved for extreme cranky.
5. What's your favorite phrase that includes profanity? "FUUUUUCK!"
2. What annoys you most about people in your part of the country?
Let's qualify this question first.
Are you referring to the Sate Government? Our Governator? Nancy Pelosi? B.Feinstein?
Are you referring to the EXTREMELY rich Republicans that don't pay taxes?
Or the Bleeding heart liberal sandal wearing ban all guns democrats?
Or the illegal immigrants that make more money than I do, and can collect more SS, and food stamps, and free medical than most people in this state that have been working for 30+ years paying into it?
oh yeah---I almost forgot to add---that don't have to have Driver's Licenses or Insurance either-- but I do! and I am paying out the nose because they DON'T have it?
And you guys are bitching about DRIVERS???? And 4 way stops?
I have no complaints-- I live in extremely nice weather.....so there.
No complaints, nope. Not a one! Ha!
She wanted cranky-- right?
Dilemma of the day.
Booty call on one end of the state ~~ or ~~ getting back money that I loaned out nearly a year ago..... Money approaching four figures.
Now you know why I'm a cranky bitch.
Sex??? I'm in my bedroom right now with a guy and he's watching fucking football!!!
I have that effect on men.
