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A Chickie Survey. You will answer these questions or pay the price.

1. What was your first cranky thought this morning?
2. What annoys you most about people in your part of the country?
3. What is your least favorite food, one that would make you gag if it showed up on your plate?
4. What is your favorite method of expressing crabbiness? Are you a door slammer, a screamer, do you throw stuff?
5. What's your favorite phrase that includes profanity?

posted by SomeChick

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1.) Hope I don't come across a fucking survey.
2.) That they don't know how to fucking navigate a 4 way stop.
3.) Fucking brussel sprouts.
4.) I fucking like to seethe until I explode.
5.) Fucked if I know.

posted by rlsco27
about 1 month ago

1. Where's the bathroom?
2. Don't pick up their own horse shit!
3. RAW Chicken!
4. Responding to EONS on this site!!!!
5. Whatever!!! (I really, really hate this)!!!! bark

posted by WyoBill
about 1 month ago

1. The damn paperboy is late.
2. Those people are in my part of the country.
3. Clowns,I hate clowns. They taste funny to me.
4. Piss off and die.
5. Fuck Off bitch.

posted by GaryFord
about 1 month ago

Yeah! What Gary said!

I hate my phuquin' new paper carrier.

posted by xradioguyfrank
about 1 month ago

1. Is it time to get up already?
2. They like the cold weather.
3. Liver and/or any other type of organs, also lima beans
4. I just simmer in it.
5. Fuck off and die (FOAD)

posted by filbert23
about 1 month ago

1. Who the fuck wants to know?
2. Who the fuck wants to know?
3. Who the fuck wants to know?
4. Who the fuck wants to know?
5. Who the fuck wants to know?

posted by smokeyspop
about 1 month ago

1. What was your first cranky thought this morning? Why is my phone ringing?
2. What annoys you most about people in your part of the country? The four way stop thing comes to mind.
3. What is your least favorite food, one that would make you gag if it showed up on your plate? Beets.
4. What is your favorite method of expressing crabbiness? Are you a door slammer, a screamer, do you throw stuff? Smile sweetly, then use cutting sarcasm to throw you on the floor and cut your legs off.
5. What's your favorite phrase that includes profanity? Damnit, Janet.