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Message 3212 of 14079

Baptizing a Drunk

A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes up-on a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, 'Are you ready to find Jesus?' The drunk answers, 'Yes, I am.'

So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother have you found Jesus?' The drunk replies, 'No, I haven't found Jesus.'

The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for
a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, 'Have
you found Jesus my brother?' The drunk again answers, 'No, I haven't found Jesus.'

By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the
water again but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and
when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher
again asks the drunk, 'For the love of God have you found Jesus?'

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,
'Are you sure this is where he fell in?'



Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk!

Namaste
riverofmylife's profile
That's good...

FW
FlyWacko's profile

over 2 years ago
EXCELLENT, River, thank you!!
Before to long we'll have to add a tag to the end of our group's title :
Becoming a Spiritual Adult, while laughing ALL the way...

Namaste
Wisewolf's profile

over 2 years ago
Ha, Ha, Ha, Tee Hee. Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.
1spirit's profile

over 2 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

over 2 years ago
Amen I loved it. ROFL Cute. I need to pass this one on.
ANGELGIRL10's profile

over 2 years ago

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