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Wednesday Joke

Designated Decoy

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.

Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.

The results showed a reading of 0.0.

The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, “Tonight I’m the designated decoy.
MrTSauce's profile
love it!
CheriEnterline's profile

about 1 month ago
Good one.
MartiInMexico's profile

about 1 month ago
My now dead hubby once went to a club and was going to get in his truck but saw the police in tne parking lot so he stumbled around, drunk but refused to to into his etruck knowing he was drunk. They got tired of waiting for him tgo get into it to charge him with DWI but they got him for public intoxication instead !!
cardstell's profile

about 1 month ago