Message 381 of 1676

How I learned to mind my own business

I was walking past the state administered mental hospital the other day,
And all the patients were outside shouting, '13...13...13.'

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a
Little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see
What was going on...

Somebody poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting '14...14...14'...

Ina
InaMay's profile
I am still laughing at this one!
GingerAnnette's profile

over 2 years ago
Weirdly funny....
HoppyLady54's profile

over 2 years ago
and so so so politically incorrect
(not supposed to say "mental" anymore)
Ina
InaMay's profile

over 2 years ago
The first time I heard that joke, the term used was "insane asylum." Or, at least that was the term used in mixed company. The more casual term was "state nut house."
kpasa111's profile

over 2 years ago
the wacky ward?
filbert23's profile

over 2 years ago
The loony bin? The crazy hotel?
kpasa111's profile

over 2 years ago
white house for weirdos
Ina
InaMay's profile

over 2 years ago
The kitchen at dinner time when I was a kid?
filbert23's profile

over 2 years ago

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