At first she pondered doing mouth to mouth, then thought better because some fool with post pictures on the Internet. So she died....
The new Barbara Steele alarm clock is guarenteed to wake your lazy butt up! It'll scare you right out of your PJs.
OK, Babette, we agreed to spell each other on "wifely duties" for the old rich bastard. There'll be plenty of money to split when he croaks. I've been listening to him prattle on all day. Stop pretending to be asleep and go screw him! It only takes two minutes...
Two minutes? Are you sure that long?
Unfortunately yes -- ever since they hooked him up to an IV drip of Viagra and Extenz...they call it a "cocktail"...
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Here's Asa who wore the devil's mask, until she looked like (God, don't ask!)/
but Katia looks like her before the Inquisition killed the whore/
call the Reverend Trask!/
'cause they're cousins, identical cousins in the curse/
date the one who's not dead yet,/
God knows you could do worse...