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Barbara Steele finds her cousin playing dead in Mario Bava's seldom seen sitcom inspired by "The Patty Duke Show," "My Rotten Cousin."
ponytail's profile
At first she pondered doing mouth to mouth, then thought better because some fool with post pictures on the Internet. So she died....
SnowWolf's profile

about 1 month ago
The new Barbara Steele alarm clock is guarenteed to wake your lazy butt up! It'll scare you right out of your PJs.
RodgerDuke's profile

about 1 month ago
OK, Babette, we agreed to spell each other on "wifely duties" for the old rich bastard. There'll be plenty of money to split when he croaks. I've been listening to him prattle on all day. Stop pretending to be asleep and go screw him! It only takes two minutes...
ponytail's profile

about 1 month ago
Two minutes? Are you sure that long?
SnowWolf's profile

about 1 month ago
Unfortunately yes -- ever since they hooked him up to an IV drip of Viagra and Extenz...they call it a "cocktail"...
ponytail's profile

about 1 month ago
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Here's Asa who wore the devil's mask, until she looked like (God, don't ask!)/
but Katia looks like her before the Inquisition killed the whore/
call the Reverend Trask!/
'cause they're cousins, identical cousins in the curse/
date the one who's not dead yet,/
God knows you could do worse...
ponytail's profile

about 1 month ago