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Message 1350 of 3898

Barbara Steele finds her cousin playing dead in Mario Bava's seldom seen sitcom inspired by "The Patty Duke Show," "My Rotten Cousin."

posted by ponytail

At first she pondered doing mouth to mouth, then thought better because some fool with post pictures on the Internet. So she died....

posted by SnowWolf
over 2 years ago

The new Barbara Steele alarm clock is guarenteed to wake your lazy butt up! It'll scare you right out of your PJs.

posted by RodgerDuke
over 2 years ago

OK, Babette, we agreed to spell each other on "wifely duties" for the old rich bastard. There'll be plenty of money to split when he croaks. I've been listening to him prattle on all day. Stop pretending to be asleep and go screw him! It only takes two minutes...

posted by ponytail
over 2 years ago

Two minutes? Are you sure that long?

posted by SnowWolf
over 2 years ago

Unfortunately yes -- ever since they hooked him up to an IV drip of Viagra and Extenz...they call it a "cocktail"...

posted by ponytail
over 2 years ago

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Here's Asa who wore the devil's mask, until she looked like (God, don't ask!)/
but Katia looks like her before the Inquisition killed the whore/
call the Reverend Trask!/
'cause they're cousins, identical cousins in the curse/
date the one who's not dead yet,/
God knows you could do worse...

posted by ponytail
over 2 years ago