My Kind Of Town.
No not Chicago......too cold......too windy.....I'm talking New Orleans.
Just got back a few days ago from my 3rd excursion there. This place was made for me.......jaywalking with an open intoxicant....no problem.......I'm even kind of refined by NOLA standards as I pee in public on the less busy streets........great restaurants.......dirty streets....even dirtier women.......music everywhere.........and of course I got to see Dell and GNM. We did some fine dining and civilized talking........some drinking and music listening....... much like byrd, GNM tried to convince me that women were people...........not objects or possessions...........with Dell nodding his head vigorously in agreement as if his head was being manipulated by invisible strings ( the strings of love no doubt ).........when I think of the ties that bind my mind wanders off to bondage.....different strokes for different folks....... so to speak.
Well as luck would have it a few nights later GNM had bible study and Dell made a B-Line back to sin city to see me again........I can only assume that Dell had already tested out of bible study class. While GNM earnestly studied the bible........ Dell and I were working in strange ways........ I won't go into too much detail but we did find out that redemption was not to be had at a casino..........we then cruised the French Quarter for awhile.........after my married buddy left I promptly bought a woman......just kidding!!..............
I only rented her.........after all you can't own a woman ( see I was listening GNM ). At any rate a good time was had by all.....except for the woman I rented........I tried to get a discount because of my petite package and all she could respond was " shut up you're on the clock "........after getting off the clock....hey, it was dark and I was drunk........we consumated our business.........afterward she told me that I might have a future in the fast food industry............she was quite the jokester.
Anyhow........That's All Folks.
Just got back a few days ago from my 3rd excursion there. This place was made for me.......jaywalking with an open intoxicant....no problem.......I'm even kind of refined by NOLA standards as I pee in public on the less busy streets........great restaurants.......dirty streets....even dirtier women.......music everywhere.........and of course I got to see Dell and GNM. We did some fine dining and civilized talking........some drinking and music listening....... much like byrd, GNM tried to convince me that women were people...........not objects or possessions...........with Dell nodding his head vigorously in agreement as if his head was being manipulated by invisible strings ( the strings of love no doubt ).........when I think of the ties that bind my mind wanders off to bondage.....different strokes for different folks....... so to speak.
Well as luck would have it a few nights later GNM had bible study and Dell made a B-Line back to sin city to see me again........I can only assume that Dell had already tested out of bible study class. While GNM earnestly studied the bible........ Dell and I were working in strange ways........ I won't go into too much detail but we did find out that redemption was not to be had at a casino..........we then cruised the French Quarter for awhile.........after my married buddy left I promptly bought a woman......just kidding!!..............
I only rented her.........after all you can't own a woman ( see I was listening GNM ). At any rate a good time was had by all.....except for the woman I rented........I tried to get a discount because of my petite package and all she could respond was " shut up you're on the clock "........after getting off the clock....hey, it was dark and I was drunk........we consumated our business.........afterward she told me that I might have a future in the fast food industry............she was quite the jokester.
Anyhow........That's All Folks.
