The cowboy
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates . Have you ever done anything of particular merit St. Peter asked .
Well, I can think of one thing , the cowboy offered . On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers , who were threatening a young woman . I directed them to leave her alone , but they wouldn't listen .
So , I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face . Kicked his bike over , ripped out his nose ring , and threw it on the ground . I yelled , Now , back off ! Or I'll kick the shit out of all of you !
St. Peter was impressed , When did this happen ?
Just a couple of minutes ago .
Well, I can think of one thing , the cowboy offered . On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers , who were threatening a young woman . I directed them to leave her alone , but they wouldn't listen .
So , I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face . Kicked his bike over , ripped out his nose ring , and threw it on the ground . I yelled , Now , back off ! Or I'll kick the shit out of all of you !
St. Peter was impressed , When did this happen ?
Just a couple of minutes ago .
