Halloween Joke

Message 997 of 3634

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.

Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt! !! !! !

We haven't even SWEPT together.

I think she was sweeping around.

The Emperor

posted by rlsco27

Texas humor, risco? LOL
Juanita

posted by Juanitatho
over 2 years ago

That's so bad I'm embarrassed to admit I'll be passing it on to others! LOL!

posted by Gary T.
over 2 years ago

Bet that joke is the last straw. LOL Maybe the emp should just make a clean sweep of it and whisk it away to the rubbish bin. Of course, the emporer could have just flown off the handle and posted this joke just so we could laugh at his Halloween Humor.