Message 1654 of 2422

3 Things I've Never Found

I was joking to my daughter recently how there are 3 things in this world that I've never been able to find:

* the right lipstick
* the right bra
* the right man

But...I told her: Close, Close, Closer

"You're funny, mom."

Anyone have a similar Triple Play?
Replies 1 - 10 of 11
1. the right career
2. the right man
3. the right friends

over 2 years ago
Kryssa, I can help you with the bra problem. Go to an Intimates store, get measured and if you have to, rob a bank and buy several. They are kinda pricey but well worth the expense. Their stores are ususally in upscale Malls and you must make an appt. with them. They have been featured on Oprah and countless magazines. I am now the proud owner of eight
gmom5's profile

over 2 years ago
lol, thanks gmom! I'll have to do some exploring..

over 2 years ago
for years I thought I wore a 42DD. I actually wear a 36G
gmom5's profile

over 2 years ago
Is that why you're called gmom? ((smile))

No kidding...the correct bra size does matter!

Lipstick...red works best for me...

And the right man understands all this stuff !

Have I found all 3 of these things? For the most part, yes !
Varsha's profile

over 2 years ago
Uh...bras come in G? (You're looking at a B here).

Doesn't matter -- I don't wear one when I don't have to (and, really, do I "have to" at all?). Figures a man invented the darn thing, lol. Now, if only a woman had invented *their* cup...

over 2 years ago
The right diet
The right exercise
The right support
genajaya's profile

over 2 years ago
The right life.
The right life.
The right life.

My M. D. (a super ol' broad who knows medicine ... western and alternative ... and is a brilliant diagnostician) told me some years ago that she suspects I'm in the wrong physical location. That somehow I ended up living and working in a place where I shouldn't be and that's why things have always been so difficult... Life, for me, has been like trying to run in the ocean: difficult and tiring to go just a few inches. Nothing works.

My "self" and the "place I'm in" are "out-of-sync."
It may be that I don't belong where I am.

I've gradually come to believe she may be correct.

Scary and infuriating.

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Quippian's profile

over 2 years ago
1. The instructions I threw out...and now I need them.

2. The right screwdriver.

3. My glasses...I know I just had them.

........and just to add, a way to unring a bell.
pancho3's profile

over 2 years ago
Nope Pancho, can't ever unring a bell... LOL

over 2 years ago
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